Sunday, August 22, 2010

Marriage: A True Story

I married an idiot. Honestly, I did. I knew better but I did it anyway. My favorite "wasband" story is this one.

One day my ex was making a cake from a box mix. He put the ingredients in the bowl and then mixed them with his hand, his literal hand, because those were the directions on the box. Forget the picture of the spoon in the woman's hand.

Doh!

5 comments:

Nance said...

This was hysterical!! Loved it! And I caught up on a few of your latest posts. Never fear...whether I send a comment or not you NEVER fail to strike a cord in me. Sometimes my silence is because it strikes too close to home and forces me to deal with my own "messy stuff", but I'm always out here!!!! Your willingness to put yourself out there for us is remarkable. You have my respect, admiration and most importantly, my friendship! I can't wait to meet you in person....we're not that far apart! :-)

Heather said...

Wow! Sounds like a blonde joke.

Webster said...

Man oh man. Words fail me.

Muffie said...

Way too funny! When I was in high school, I had a real dippy friend, and the two of us were making a cake for our friend. The box said "add 2 whole eggs" and she threw in 2 eggs -- with. the. shells! Then she told everyone the crunch was nuts!
Peace,
Muff

Lisa said...

LMAO! OMG, for such a short BLOG that was hysterical! Thanks!! :-)