I married an idiot. Honestly, I did. I knew better but I did it anyway. My favorite "wasband" story is this one.
One day my ex was making a cake from a box mix. He put the ingredients in the bowl and then mixed them with his hand, his literal hand, because those were the directions on the box. Forget the picture of the spoon in the woman's hand.
Doh!
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This was hysterical!! Loved it! And I caught up on a few of your latest posts. Never fear...whether I send a comment or not you NEVER fail to strike a cord in me. Sometimes my silence is because it strikes too close to home and forces me to deal with my own "messy stuff", but I'm always out here!!!! Your willingness to put yourself out there for us is remarkable. You have my respect, admiration and most importantly, my friendship! I can't wait to meet you in person....we're not that far apart! :-)
Wow! Sounds like a blonde joke.
Man oh man. Words fail me.
Way too funny! When I was in high school, I had a real dippy friend, and the two of us were making a cake for our friend. The box said "add 2 whole eggs" and she threw in 2 eggs -- with. the. shells! Then she told everyone the crunch was nuts!
Peace,
Muff
LMAO! OMG, for such a short BLOG that was hysterical! Thanks!! :-)
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