Dear Blog,
Why is it always about you? Why, for once, couldn't I wake up and find that you've done something wonderfully thoughtful for me like drive to Dunkin Donuts and pick up some hot chocolate and a pumpkin muffin? Does it always have to be about you?
And tonight, it's New Year's Eve, and you didn't even ask me if I wanted to go out or have a cozy get-together at home. So now I am doing nothing which may be good because I can't fit into my fat pants still, let alone pantyhose which never fit me as I have the muffin top of muffin tops people. Me naked is frightening and clothed isn't much prettier.
I just wish you'd consider doing something more than the typical quiet blog and put a little effort into me and what I want as I spend so much time thinking about you and trying to please my public (small as it may be).
Sigh, blogs will be blogs...
Sincerely,
Weeble Girl
5 comments:
Weebs-
May the next year of your life bring you better health, inner peace and the ability to see your wonderful self the way those of us who love you do!
Happy 2009!
Why, thank you Babs. I appreciate it! WG
Don't confuse your blog and your own brain. The blog is a good place for dumping all the toxins in your brain so dump away...
Hey, this year is going to be a great year for you, right?!?! Good things are going to happen, I can feel it. Your inner beauty is going to shine so bright that people are going o be attracted to you like moths to the yellow bug lights on my porch. Just wait...you'll see!!!
(And I'll bet you anything that my muffin top is WAY more muffinier than yours!)
Oh Weebs, I wish you saw yourself as we see you - bright, articulate, funny, and caring. Blogs are great dump sites for the detritus of our lives. They aren't, however, our whole selves.
I think you're going through a slump. I blame the Special-K! Stick with it - in the meantime, allow yourself to buy one more pair of "fat" pants, in a size up of need be.
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