Thursday, June 11, 2009

Stupid human tricks

Yesterday would have been my fourteenth wedding anniversary. Let's say that I'm glad that I was only married for five years. My wasband was all wrong for me and I knew it on my wedding day but I toughed it out and married him anyway. Ladies if you have doubts, save yourself the time and money and just say no to a walk down the aisle.

Stupid human trick performed by another unruly in my classroom:

Boy #1 punches boy #2 in the bathroom so boy #2 tells my wonder helper/special ed teacher. She questions boy #1 who claims that he was bitten in the bathroom by boy #2. He offers no evidence of said biting.

Boy #1 gets called to the office and bites himself to keep up the lie. Boy #1 tells another boy and does said biting in front of him. Doh!

Wonder helper/special ed teacher calls the office to tell them of this emerging news. Boy #2 has sloppy red bite mark from himself yet claims all day long that he was bitten by one of the most docile children I have.

Boy #1 stays in ISS for the day.

Sigh. Every day is a new flipping adventure. That's why I called in sick today.


Lanette said...

I can see why you needed to have a sick day! Oy Oy Oy!

Heather said...

Gotta love it! At least we don't have the same boring day day after day.